Falling in the toilet is still falling in the toilet, even if you lift yourself out afterward.
Corporal Johnson fell into a toilet once. It was in Korea, he was in the latrine when a surprise attack by Chinese troops came. Right away, a grenade hit the very latrine he was in, the toilet under him flew sideways and down he went. The tent collapsed above him and when he first moved to get up and climb out he discovered he couldn't move his leg thanks to some shell fragments from the grenade. So he sat there, huddled in urine, feces, and all the crawly things that like to hang out in urine in feces; and listened to the battle overhead for the next 3 hours. Finally, after things settled down he heard some members of his company talking above and called out to them. An hour later they had him out of there and cleaned up, shell fragments removed and he was able to move his leg again.
A few minutes later his CO dropped by to see him and was surprised by his foul mood.
"What's the matter, Corporal", he asked, "Aren't you glad to be out of the latrine?"
"In all honesty Sir", replied Corporal Johnson, "I don't see how it makes a difference. I mean the Vikings still have a terrible quarterback!"