In heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here
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In heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here
Fellow drinkers unite.
I'm finally back in Iowa City to kickoff the new drink year, err school year.
I was wondering if anyone had an tidbits as to drinking games and such. Or some funny stories I could use a good laugh, or possibly steal it and tell it as my own. Anything that involves alcohol, let me hear it.
I'm finally back in Iowa City to kickoff the new drink year, err school year.
I was wondering if anyone had an tidbits as to drinking games and such. Or some funny stories I could use a good laugh, or possibly steal it and tell it as my own. Anything that involves alcohol, let me hear it.
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I don't remember many. Most of my stories end up with me face down on the ground hugging the planet.Krulik wrote: Or some funny stories I could use a good laugh, or possibly steal it and tell it as my own. Anything that involves alcohol, let me hear it.

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I don't remember alot of them except the one last year.Kansas Viking wrote: I don't remember many. Most of my stories end up with me face down on the ground hugging the planet.

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Re: In heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here
Sorry, never had the time to play games while drinking, except pool, interfered with me getting drunk.Krulik wrote:Fellow drinkers unite.
I'm finally back in Iowa City to kickoff the new drink year, err school year.
I was wondering if anyone had an tidbits as to drinking games and such. Or some funny stories I could use a good laugh, or possibly steal it and tell it as my own. Anything that involves alcohol, let me hear it.

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I was so good at that stuff... so good that I quit drinking for years.
What was it Faber told Bluto? 


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Actually he told it to Flounder and it was:John wrote:I was so good at that stuff... so good that I quit drinking for years.What was it Faber told Bluto?
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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Re: In heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here
That's the line!Kansas Viking wrote: Actually he told it to Flounder and it was:
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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Re: In heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here
Well if I had a beer for every time someone told that to me, I'd be face down hugging the planet too.Kansas Viking wrote: Actually he told it to Flounder and it was:
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
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My favorite was always flip cups.
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Another one who was so good at drinking I had to take a break....
As far as drinking games, my favorite was "Knights of the Round Table" where you spread out cards in the center of the table face down with a large cup in the center. People take cards one at a time in circular order, and you do whatever is prescribed on the card. I'm pretty sure this is what they all meant:
2, 3, or 4 - take drink
If you get a 2, 3, or 4, drink for as many seconds as indicated on the card.
6, 7, 8 - give drink
If you get a 6, 7, or 8, give those drinks out to people; can give out 3 to one person, 3 to another, etc.
5- Bust a rhyme. Say a line, like "I love cold beer" and people have to say a line that rhymes (like "it goes well with deer") and the first person to mess it up drinks.
9- Categories. Think of a category like "Brands of Cigarettes" or "Slang Terms for Weed" and everyone goes around in a circle giving one until the first person messes up or cant think of one. That person drinks.
10- Social drink. Everyone cheers and drinks.
J- Jack back. The person behind the person (in the circle) who drew the card drinks.
Q- Queen forward. The person ahead of the person (in the circle) who drew the card drinks.
K- Pour as much beer as you want in to the center cup. Do this for the first 3 Kings. The 4th King chugs the whole cup.
A- Waterfall. Everyone starts drinking. The guy who drew the card stops whenever he wants, but the person ahead of him can't stop til he does. The person ahead of that person can't stop until that person stops, etc. If someone wants to be a jerk and drink forever on this one, they can really get someone drunk.
I may have transposed A and 10, but that's a pretty accurate description of the game and it's fun!
As far as drinking games, my favorite was "Knights of the Round Table" where you spread out cards in the center of the table face down with a large cup in the center. People take cards one at a time in circular order, and you do whatever is prescribed on the card. I'm pretty sure this is what they all meant:
2, 3, or 4 - take drink
If you get a 2, 3, or 4, drink for as many seconds as indicated on the card.
6, 7, 8 - give drink
If you get a 6, 7, or 8, give those drinks out to people; can give out 3 to one person, 3 to another, etc.
5- Bust a rhyme. Say a line, like "I love cold beer" and people have to say a line that rhymes (like "it goes well with deer") and the first person to mess it up drinks.
9- Categories. Think of a category like "Brands of Cigarettes" or "Slang Terms for Weed" and everyone goes around in a circle giving one until the first person messes up or cant think of one. That person drinks.
10- Social drink. Everyone cheers and drinks.
J- Jack back. The person behind the person (in the circle) who drew the card drinks.
Q- Queen forward. The person ahead of the person (in the circle) who drew the card drinks.
K- Pour as much beer as you want in to the center cup. Do this for the first 3 Kings. The 4th King chugs the whole cup.
A- Waterfall. Everyone starts drinking. The guy who drew the card stops whenever he wants, but the person ahead of him can't stop til he does. The person ahead of that person can't stop until that person stops, etc. If someone wants to be a jerk and drink forever on this one, they can really get someone drunk.
I may have transposed A and 10, but that's a pretty accurate description of the game and it's fun!
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First time I've heard that game called what you call it.Colinito wrote:Another one who was so good at drinking I had to take a break....
As far as drinking games, my favorite was "Knights of the Round Table" where you spread out cards in the center of the table face down with a large cup in the center. People take cards one at a time in circular order, and you do whatever is prescribed on the card. I'm pretty sure this is what they all meant:
2, 3, or 4 - take drink
If you get a 2, 3, or 4, drink for as many seconds as indicated on the card.
6, 7, 8 - give drink
If you get a 6, 7, or 8, give those drinks out to people; can give out 3 to one person, 3 to another, etc.
5- Bust a rhyme. Say a line, like "I love cold beer" and people have to say a line that rhymes (like "it goes well with deer") and the first person to mess it up drinks.
9- Categories. Think of a category like "Brands of Cigarettes" or "Slang Terms for Weed" and everyone goes around in a circle giving one until the first person messes up or cant think of one. That person drinks.
10- Social drink. Everyone cheers and drinks.
J- Jack back. The person behind the person (in the circle) who drew the card drinks.
Q- Queen forward. The person ahead of the person (in the circle) who drew the card drinks.
K- Pour as much beer as you want in to the center cup. Do this for the first 3 Kings. The 4th King chugs the whole cup.
A- Waterfall. Everyone starts drinking. The guy who drew the card stops whenever he wants, but the person ahead of him can't stop til he does. The person ahead of that person can't stop until that person stops, etc. If someone wants to be a jerk and drink forever on this one, they can really get someone drunk.
I may have transposed A and 10, but that's a pretty accurate description of the game and it's fun!
Re: In heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here
What's your name for it?
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We played pinball whilst drinking. We got so good at it, we could play all night on just four quarters. But, we still left the other four dollars of quarters on the machine so someone couldn't take it away from us.Raptorman wrote:Sorry, never had the time to play games while drinking, except pool, interfered with me getting drunk.


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Re: In heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here
To update you old timers on what the college kiddies are doing nowadays, heres the games I see the most, in order of most popular.
1 Beer Pong. Although, its actually Berut.
2 Flippy Cup.
3 **** the Dealer.
4 Power hour. Not really a game, but you know, its fun.
5 Quarters and several variations of it. (Baseball, Chandeliers, etc.)
6 Keg Race
7 Knights of the Round Table (we dont call it that, but I cant think of our name for it)
8 Thumper (my personal favorite)
9 too drunk to remember any more
1 Beer Pong. Although, its actually Berut.
2 Flippy Cup.
3 **** the Dealer.
4 Power hour. Not really a game, but you know, its fun.
5 Quarters and several variations of it. (Baseball, Chandeliers, etc.)
6 Keg Race
7 Knights of the Round Table (we dont call it that, but I cant think of our name for it)
8 Thumper (my personal favorite)
9 too drunk to remember any more