Vikings considering changes on the offensive line

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Re: Vikings considering changes on the offensive line

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fiestavike wrote:
right now our offensive line is suffering the same fate as Prince Humperdink..."humiliations galore!"

Ndamakong Suh was the Dread Pirate Roberts, and they were the castle guard! Parabolic mics picked up Kalil saying "Oh you mean this gate key" just before the 6th sack of Bridgewater! It'll be featured on "mic'd up"

It was reported that in a meeting this week Zimmer spoke to the offensive line, saying, "I AM HERE, BUT SOON YOU WILL NOT BE HERE!!!!"
Nicely done. :o

Miracle Eric Sugarman: [Lifts and drops the arm of an unconscious Bridgewater after the eighth sack] "I've seen worse."

Clearly the problem the offensive line has been experiencing is their feet being stuck in lightning sand.
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Re: Vikings considering changes on the offensive line

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I dunno, I think Frasier and Musgrave strapped the entire OL into the 6 Fingered Man's Torture Machine as a parting gift to the Wilf's and Spielman.
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Re: Vikings considering changes on the offensive line

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mansquatch wrote:I dunno, I think Frasier and Musgrave strapped the entire OL into the 6 Fingered Man's Torture Machine as a parting gift to the Wilf's and Spielman.
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Re: Vikings considering changes on the offensive line

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man, that's some funny stuff :lol:
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Re: Vikings considering changes on the offensive line

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"But Wesley, what about the ROUS's"?

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Re: Vikings considering changes on the offensive line

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This thread just keeps getting better and better!


I have to wonder if sometimes coaches would like to say this at their press conferences: "I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
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